‘Can’t breathe’: Sebelius’ farewell is comedy gold

Sucks to be her.

During her farewell speech this morning, Kathleen Sebelius got a timely visit from the Metaphor Fairy:

We couldn’t’ve written something that good.


http://twitter.com/#!/LoganDobson/status/454638534784450560

If anything positive has come out of Sebelius’ disastrous tenure as HHS secretary, it’s this snort-worthy episode. Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Hee!

Naturally, widespread speculation about the mysterious missing page ensued:

Eww.

Hey, you never know! But one thing’s definitely for sure:

Bravo!

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/11/cant-breathe-sebelius-perfect-farewell-glitch-is-comedy-gold-video-photoshop/

Author: Banonkas Fidget

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